九乡新闻网蕾姆的笑容:Females say that.....
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men are hard to please
男人很难取悦!!
the problems with guys:
男人的问题是：
if u treat him nicely, he says u are in love with him;
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
if u don't, he says u are proud.
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
if u dress nicely, he says u are trying to lure him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
if u don\'t, he says u are from kampong.
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
if u argue with him, he says u are stubborn;
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
if u keep quiet, he says u have no brains.
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
if u are smarter than him, he\'ll lose face;
如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明
if he\'s smarter than u, he is great.
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
if u don\'t love him, he tries to possess u;
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
if u love him, he will try to leave u.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
if u don\'t make love with him., he says u don\'t love him;
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
if u do!! he says u are cheap.
如果跟他做，他说你贱！
if u tell him your problem, he says u are troublesome;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
if u don\'t, he says that u don\'t trust him.
如果不，他说妳不信任他
if u scold him, u are like a nanny to him;
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
if he scolds u, it is because he cares for u.
如果他骂妳，是表示他\"关心\"妳
if u break your promise, u cannot be trusted;
如果你不守承诺，你就是没有信用
if he breaks his,he is forced to do so.
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
if u smoke, u are bad girl;
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
if he smokes, he is gentleman.
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
if u do well in your exams, he says it\'s luck;
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
if he does well, it\'s brains.
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
if u hurt him, u are cruel;
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
if he hurts u, u are too sensitive!!
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
so hard to please!!!!!
if u send this to guys, they will swear that it\'s not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
but if u don\'t they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．