九乡新闻网阿克巴大帝国语:在电梯里无聊时可以做的20件好玩的事
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下回您坐电梯的时候要是觉得无聊了，可以试试以下的方法找找乐子。保证见笑，无笑退款！
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
1. 当除了你只有一个人在电梯里的时候，偷着拍他的肩膀，然后假装不是你干的。
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
2. 按按钮，然后假装触电了。笑一笑，回去接着按，接着电。
3. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
3. 用手机打电话给心理咨询热线，问他们知不知道你到几楼了。
4. Swat at flies that don't exist.
4. 假装拍苍蝇，当然它们并不存在。
5. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
5. 一边拍脑门一边做鬼脸，同时念叨：“闭嘴，你们都闭嘴！”1
6. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
6. 猛地打开你的公文包或者钱包，朝里面窥探，说：“你在里头能喘过气儿来吧？”
7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
7. 在地上铺一块玩“扭扭乐”（Twister，一种做各种扭曲动作的聚会游戏——译者注）的毯子，问别人谁要一起玩。
8. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
8. 在墙角放个箱子，等有人进来了，就问他们有没有听到表针的嘀嗒声。
9. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
9. 主动要求帮助别人按楼层，然后故意按错。
10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
10. 假装你是空姐，向其他人讲解紧急逃生方法和逃生出口。
11. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.对着墙角站着一动不动也别出声儿，也别下去。
12. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
12. 笑呵呵地盯着一个人看一阵儿，然后宣布：“我今天穿了新袜子！”
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"
13. 用粉笔在地上划出个小方块，向其他人宣布：“这是我的地盘！”
14. Fart loudly then exclaim "Was that you. There's no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don't come out loud."
14. 放个响屁，然后嚷嚷：“是你放的吧？不可能是我放的，我刚才不小心没放响。”
15. Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."
15. 电梯就要开门的时候喊一声“叮～”，然后大笑着说：“电梯先生，我又赢了。”
16. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
16. 站得离某一个人特别近，时不时地闻他身上的味儿。
17. Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction.
17. 牵只导盲犬，戴副墨镜，假装听不到别人指路，老是撞墙。
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "that's mine!"
18. 往地上掉一支笔，等到有人弯腰要帮着捡的时候就大喊：“是我的！”
19. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
19. 把着电梯门，说你还要等个朋友上来。片刻之后让门关上，打招呼：“嘿老张，最近咋样？”
20. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
20. 盯着另一个人看一阵儿，惊恐地说：“你跟他们一样！”然后慢慢地往后退。