九乡新闻网远程视频监控:这就是女人！
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She is a woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction
She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable……
这就是女人！
吻她，不够绅士，
不吻，不够男人。
赞扬她，“你必定是在撒谎。”
不吹捧，那你会“一无是处”。
百依百顺，你真是个软骨头！
自作主张，八成是冷血动物？
不时嘘寒问暖，这人真是毫无情趣！
平时不闻不问，你怎敢脚踩两只船？
衣衫楚楚，定性为花花公子！
邋里邋遢，可怜你毫无情趣。
如若为她争风吃醋，那可非正人君子，
假如你敢不恼不怒，“你就这样爱我吗？”
如果你试图调情，她说你缺乏起码的尊重，
如果你守规守矩，我难道还不能吸引你吗？
你迟到一分钟，“我等你可真难！”
假如是她迟到，“这样才是女生。”
你要是去看哥们，“时间怎能这样虚度？”
要是她拜访朋友，“我们都是亲亲姊妹。”
偶尔吻一下，她就认定你“冰山一块”。
时常亲吻吧，她会嚷：“占我便宜呀！”
不帮她过街，“你可真没素质！”
如若献殷勤，“男人的小伎俩。”
你若胆敢瞟一眼其他女人，调戏其他女人，那你死定了！
假如是她被其他男人死盯，真是没的法子，魅力的表现………
你刚想张嘴，她就让你倾听，
你还没竖耳，她会让你说话。