许巍的经典歌词:做爱时令我感觉不安的四件事

做爱时令我感觉不安的四件事

I've said many times I wish I could be a "dude" about sex and think: "Wow, I'm nailing this chick." Unfortunately, I have other thoughts racing through my head and most of these thoughts have to do with what's going to go wrong.

说过很多次了，在性事方面，我总渴望自己能像个“花花公子”那样，往往幻想说“嘿，我钓上那小妞儿了。”但不幸的是，我脑子里常闪现些别的想法让我误入歧途。

Here is a sampling of my insecurities in bed:

以下这些是令我在做爱时感到不安的事情：

Is She Freaked Out by My Penile Abnormalities?

她会被我异常的阴茎吓到吗？

Ever since the first time I entered a guy's locker room, I felt different. Unfortunately, this feeling didn't stem from being incredibly blessed in size. It actually stemmed from the fact that I was always the ONE guy who was uncircumcised. I feel like women are much more used to dealing with circumcised penises.

我第一次走进男士换衣间时就感觉不对劲。不幸的是，这种感觉并非源于那难以置信的尺寸大小问题，而是源于我总是男人中唯一那个没割包皮的家伙。我总认为女人们应该更习惯和割过包皮的男人做爱。

On top of this, my experience with testicular cancer left a few marks down there. The long scar from my first surgery looks like a hernia incision. While this isn't too freaky, I do experience numbness down there on that side from time to time, and I'm definitely aware of this tingling during sex.

除上述以外，我还因为睾丸癌而在阴茎处留有一些伤疤。那些第一次手术留下的伤疤看上去像是切口疝。当然，这并不稀奇，我的阴茎因此有时会麻木没感觉，所以毫无疑问，我肯定会担心那做爱时它突然的刺痛。

I’m also insecure about the fact that I have only one testicle due to my cancer treatment. I usually know a woman pretty well before I sleep with her, so she knows the situation, but during the act, I still fear that she thinks I'm a freak. It's definitely gotten into my head.

我现在仍然担心的是，癌症的治疗手术使我现在只剩一个睾丸。我知道在同床共枕时女人们表现的总是很好，但倘若真要深入做爱时她们一旦知道真相，我恐怕她们会认为我是个怪胎。这种想法总是困扰着我。

What If My Erection Goes Away?

我如果不举了怎么办？

When I was younger, I created the BCS: Boner Control System. This was in high school, when boners occurred if a slight westerly wind so much as graced the crotch area. In those days, I was so embarrassed whenever I'd get a spontaneous erection. I wanted to look like a guy who could control himself. Nowadays, if I'm drunk or tired, or I’ve had a little "too much fun with myself," it's challenging.

当我小的时候，我发明了BCS，就是控制阴茎自然勃起的方法。在高中的时候，当轻微的西风吹过我裤裆时，我都会勃起。那些日子里，我常常为那自然的勃起而尴尬不堪。我希望能被别人认为是个有自制力的人。现在，就算我喝醉酒的时候，累的时候，或者手淫时，都很难再随意勃起了。

While I'm having sex, I'm concentrating intensely on my erection, questioning whether I'll lose it. And, sadly, this kind of scrutiny usually makes it go away.

当我做爱时，我往往过于紧张自己的勃起，总是疑问万一哪天我不举了怎么办。不幸的是，这种想法常常使我真的不行了。

Can Somebody Hear Us?

别人会听到我们做爱的声音吗？

Living in NYC is strange because we're all packed together in small apartments stacked on top of each other. Sometimes, I can hear conversations through the vents in my bathroom, or music pulsing through the wall from the next apartment over. Plus, most people have roommates in NYC, sometimes until they are, like, 50.

住在纽约是件很奇怪的事情，因为我们要挤在一个小公寓里，每个人一层层的上下住着。有时，在浴室里我都能通过走廊听到隔壁房间的谈话，或者，听到旁边公寓透过墙壁传来的音乐声。还有，在纽约许多人都有室友，有些直到五十岁时还和室友共住。

Once, I was having sex with a girl in her apartment and all I could think about was the headboard banging against the wall, hoping there wasn't some old lady next door trying to enjoy a peaceful Sunday morning.

有次，我和一个女孩在她的公寓做爱。而我脑子里想的却全是那床头板撞击墙壁的声音，希望隔壁房间里千万不要住着一个打算享受个宁静的周末早晨的老太太。

I Need To Go To The Gym More

我需要多多健身吗？

Yup, I am insecure about my gut. And in certain positions, I'm forced to stare at my gut undulating while having sex. The guys in magazine ads make me feel even worse — they're perfect. Sometimes I think: "How can she be this attracted to me? Look at this thing growing on my stomach!"

对，我对我的腹部没自信。在做爱时，我会被迫从一些角度看到自己那起伏波动的肚子。那些杂志广告中的帅哥俊男让我感觉更加槽糕，他们的身材那么完美。我有时会想，“她怎么可能会看上我呢？看看我这肚子上的肉啊。”

What do you think of my insecurities and what kinds of insecurities do you have in bed? How can I conquer mine?

对于我的这些顾虑你有何看法？你在床事上也有什么样的担心吗？我怎样才能克服自己的这些顾虑呢？

by Rich Santos

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