詹姆斯vs科比视频:愚人节雷死人的英文祝福短信

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“因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是……我上辈子是造了什么孽啊？！”愚人节快到了，赶快来这里搜罗这样最搞笑最时尚的愚人节祝福吧。英文仅供搞笑，不能作为典范英语(论坛)的参考哦。
愚人节快到了，赶快来这里搜罗这样最搞笑最时尚的愚人节祝福吧。不过要注意，英文仅供搞笑，含有中式英语成分，更有可能完全不通，不能作为典范英语的参考哦。
Becauseof you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven,having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that IShangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?!
因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是~~我上辈子是造了什么孽啊？！
Alsoknown as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijingis the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethalstrong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and othercharacteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适！
Psychologicaltest: If you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast;you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou arebeasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一样快；3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽；2你就是禽兽；3你禽兽不如！愚人节快乐！
Notice:AprilFool's Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages arebogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is thefirst: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossomingdevilbuild lover!
通告：愚人节来临，4月1 日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人！
Shacengsaid: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: Iam 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change aphone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages?Happy April Fool's Day!
沙僧说：我有16变！八戒说：我有32变！悟空说：我有72变！唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢！愚人节快乐！
Afterdinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat twofruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking,Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately tosleep! Journey: Remember?
饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉！八戒：记住了吗？
Somepeople see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest,Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that.You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit?
今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的？
Youstand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as themost beautiful melodies world, in my mind Zhou, I want to say: You haveto drop a wig…… But today AprilFool's Day!
你站在人群中，被柔柔的风吹起的长发，像人间最美的旋律，在我心头久久回荡，使我想说：你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦！
Youfind one you love deservesthe love, I not understand you and yourfeelings, I know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distancebeyond, like yesterday, I could not believe that in order to root bonestell people you go!
你去找一个值得你爱的去爱，我不够了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事无法勉强，有些距离无法超越，就像昨天我无法相信，为了根骨头你就跟人跑了！
Inmy eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relishisalways, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh!Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!
在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉！有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的！
Ifa mistake was pretty, I have make a big mistake if the crime is asmart, I have committed heinouscrimes, Zhennan life! But you Jiuhaolaboth right dead crimes, really envy you!
如果长得漂亮是一种错，我已经铸成大错；如果聪明是一种罪，我已经犯下滔天大罪，做人真难！但你就好啦，既没错又没罪，真羡慕你！
Toadspursuitof swans, swan disdain said: If I as long as you die! HAMAagainst: the pig also live good? After listening to pigs, feelaggrieved: I just look at messages, I move Sheire Who?
癞蛤蟆追求天鹅，天鹅不屑地说：我要是长成你这样早去死了！蛤蟆不服：那猪还活得好好的呢！猪听了，觉得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招谁惹谁了？
Ifyou look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad,call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你长得难看，请打 110；如果你身材不好，请打120；如果你脾气不好，请打119；如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……
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