魔兽之圣白王座txt:英语考试中的筒子们的爆笑句子（双语）

英语考试中的筒子们的爆笑句子（双语）

(拿树当筷子?这筷子也太大了吧，应该是use trees for makingchopsticks吧?由此可见雅思口语中准确使用动词的重要性。)

2. "I think environmantal protection isessential but not so important."
(典型的逻辑混乱，essential就等于veryimportant，环保是至关重要但是不是那么重要的?......无语......)

3. "Without electricity, the world would becomeso dark that a person could not even see a hand in front of hisface."
(缺了至关重要的时间状语at night!这么说的话古代人都是一直生活在伸手不见五指的黑暗中的吗?)

4. "Watching TV is convenient and people canavoid traffic jam."
(这又是什么逻辑?看电视和避免交通拥挤有什么关系?)

5. "I like writing because it is good for yourhealth."
(Why?)

6. "My grandmother is 98 years old so she isvery pure."
(为什么98岁就必然“纯洁”?)

7. "As we all know, every advantage has itsdisadvantage."
(......好深奥......)

8. "The rate of net-cheating has boomed by 1.27%in the past 2 years."
(说这句话的人一定是雅思图表作文没学好。Boom=Increaserapidly，增长1.27%算rapid吗?应该用climb或edge up。)

9. "Modern ways of life brings people somehealthy diseases."
(疾病还有“健康的疾病”?貌似说这句话的人想表达的是"健康方面的疾病吧"?那就直接用desease就可以了，因为所有的疾病都是“健康方面”的，要么还有哪方面的?)

10. "My father is a photograph......"
(我爸爸是一张照片?这个强劲的，应该是photographer。)

11. "The data is very astonished!"
(“数据非常吃惊”?典型的没有学好现在分词和过去分词的区别，应该用astonishing-“让人惊讶的”。)

12. "At that time, I was studied atuniversity."
(“我那时候在大学里被研究?”你是小白鼠吗?应该是I was studying at university。)

13. "Traveling can enlarge oureyesight."
(旅行能够拓宽我们的视力?应该是broaden our horizon吧。)

14. "Today, more and more people are gettingold."
(不是more and more people在变老，是everybody!只要你是地球人都在gettingold的......)

15. ——"Are you a student or are you workingnow?"
     ——"Oh, in my opinion, I am a student."
(为什么要加in my opinion?难道别人都不承认你是学生?)

16. "You need some skills, such as a partner, toplay table tennis."
(Partner是一种skill吗?)

17. "China is a big country, so we have fourseasons."
(无数小国家就没有一年四季了吗?）

18. "My boyfriend doesn't fit me."
(Fit是指“大小尺寸适合”......应该用suit，不然会让人想到很A的方面......)

19. "To be my friend, you must be like animal!"
(“要当我的朋友，你就得像动物一样”?多了个不必要的be意思差别好大哦!)

20. "Most Chinese people live in thenorth,south,east,and west of China."
(除此之外还有哪里呢?)

21. "I go shopping for sports equipment. Forexample, I bought a cat yesterday."
(这句话让我快笑抽了。估计他想说bat-"球拍"吧?)

22. "She is a good person, because I know herfather."
(什么逻辑?)

23. "As we all know, every corn has its twosize!"
(每个玉米都有两种尺寸?)

24. "I study in a computer."
(谁会在电脑里头学习?应该是I study with a computer.)

25. "I want to go to America to learn hotelmanagement so I can take this IELTS test."
(关系词乱用的典范。)

26. "I live in a small city, so it has pooreducation."
(剑桥和牛津都是所谓的small city哦！)

27. "I come from a smallvillage-Xi'an."
(您老也太谦虚了吧?)

28. "As we all know, people can't live withoutlife."
(最让我喷饭的一句，真的无语了。)

29. "Dancing is an indispensable part ofpeople's lives."
(Indispensable表示“不可或缺的”，根据这句话的意思，谁要是不会跳舞的话，应该会死吧......)