九乡新闻网马拉松赛:犹太人与中国人谁更聪明呢？
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A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38.
一个中国人到犹太人那里，准备买一批尺寸为38F的黑色胸罩。
The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
具有丰富经商经验的犹太人说，这么大、且是黑色的胸罩很难找到供货商，所以得卖50刀一对。
The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
中国人买了25对。
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
几天后，中国人回来了，要再买50对。
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
犹太人对他抱怨，这么多更难找，得收60刀一对。
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
一个月后中国人又回来了，又买了50对，价格涨到75刀.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"
犹太人非常疑惑了，中国女人乳房普遍偏小：“你买这么多38F的胸罩干吗啊？”
The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each."
中国人答道：我把它们一剪二，再卖给你们犹太人做小帽，一个200刀！
A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38.
一个中国人到犹太人那里，准备买一批尺寸为38F的黑色胸罩。
The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
具有丰富经商经验的犹太人说，这么大、且是黑色的胸罩很难找到供货商，所以得卖50刀一对。
The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
中国人买了25对。
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
几天后，中国人回来了，要再买50对。
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
犹太人对他抱怨，这么多更难找，得收60刀一对。
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
一个月后中国人又回来了，又买了50对，价格涨到75刀.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"
犹太人非常疑惑了，中国女人乳房普遍偏小：“你买这么多38F的胸罩干吗啊？”
The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each."
中国人答道：我把它们一剪二，再卖给你们犹太人做小帽，一个200刀！
