震动环怎么用 图解:哲思小语(8)

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哲思小语(8)

Philosophy of language ( 8)

  △80后的重要任务就是制造08后。

It is an important task of 80 after making 08.

  △事实证明在这个世界上,

It proved in this world,

感情经得起风雨,

Emotional storms,

却经不起平淡;

But not the wateriness;

友情经得起平淡,

Friendship can stand the plain,

却经不起风雨。

But after the rain.

  △能用钱解决的问题都不是问题,

It can be used to solve the problem is not a problem,

可问题是我是穷人。

The problem is that I was poor.

  △唯女人与英雄难过也,

Of the only woman and a hero is also sad,

唯老婆与工作难找也。

Only his wife and also difficult to find work.

  △是金子总要发光的,

Delta is the gold will be shine,

但是当满地都是金子的时候,

But when everywhere is gold time,

我自己也不知道自己是哪颗了。

I did not know that which I was.

  △姐不是广场上算卦的,

A sister is not the square of divination,

唠不出那么多你爱听的嗑。

Lao is not so much to you now.

  △只知道刚的人,

Delta only know just who,

难免会被折断;

There will be broken;

只有柔的人,

Only a gentle person,

到头来终是懦夫。

End is a coward.

  △钞票不是万能的,

Of money is not everything,

有的时候还需要信用卡。

Sometimes credit card is needed.

  △问一同事:

To ask a colleague:

“你买了中石油吗?”

" You bought oil?"

同事说:

Colleagues say:

“呸!你才买了中石油呢。

" Bah! You just bought in the oil.

你们全家都买了中石油,

Your family had bought the oil,

还买了中石化!”

Also bought sinopec!"

  △单身并不难,

Being single is not difficult,

难的是应付那些千方百计想让你结束单身的人。

It is difficult to cope with those who make every attempt to end your single life.

△人生没有彩排,

A life without rehearsal,

每天都是直播;

Are broadcast live every day;

不仅收视率低,

Not only the low ratings,

而且工资不高。

And wages are not high.

△春天到了,

A spring is coming,

小树发芽了,

Trees sprouting,

股市也跟着变绿了。

The stock market also with green.

△人家有的是背景儿,

Of some of the background of people,

而我有的只有背影儿。

And I just figure.

△不要整天抱怨生活,

Do not always complain about life,

生活根本就不会知道你是谁,

Life didn't know who you are,

更别说它会听你的抱怨。

Not to mention it will listen to your complaints.

△不是故事的结局不够好,

It is not the end of the story is not good enough,

而是我们对故事的要求过多。

But we expect too much of the story.

△爱情就像两个拉着橡皮筋的人,

A love is like two people holding a rubber band,

受伤的总是不愿意放手的那个。

The injured is always reluctant to let go of that.

△谎言与誓言的区别在于:

Of the difference between lies and vows:

一个是听的人当真了,

One is that people take it seriously,

一个是说的人当真了。

One is that people take it seriously.

△信念这玩意不是说出来的的,

Of this belief is not say,

是做出来的。

Is done.

光荣在于平淡,

Glory is plain,

艰巨在于漫长。

Is a long arduous.

△ 鲜花往往不属于赏花的人,

Delta flowers flowers often do not belong to the people,

而属于牛屎。

And belongs to the cow dung.

△找一个像EXCEL一样的男朋友——想隐藏就隐藏,想筛选就筛选,

To find a boyfriend -- like EXCEL to hide hide, want to filter screening,

想删除就删除,

Want to delete delete,

一个不高兴,

An unhappy,

嘿,

Well.

我还就不保存了。

I also will not save.

△见到我以后你会突然发现——啊,

And I'll see you suddenly found that -- oh,

原来帅也可以这样具体呀!

The original can also be so handsome specific!