阿里通信卡积分换话费:月亮上能做爱?

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事实上,这是一个很长的故事,长得足以写成一本书了。

Thad Roberts was the first person to have sex on the moon. Kind of.Yeah, yeah, we know … how can you “kind of” have sex on the moon? Wouldn’t NASA have known about this? Plus, it’s tough enough to get any leverage on satin sheets, never mind with no gravity. How did this guy manage it?Well, now that “Sex on the Moon: The Amazing Story Behind the Most Audacious Heist in History,” is out in bookstores and author Ben Mezrich was interviewed on CTV, we can all get the skinny on the otherworldly sex. It seems that young Thad Roberts, 25, a NASA co-op student who was on course to become an astronaut, fell in love. In order to impress the young lady—who he had known only for three weeks and who was in on the plot—Roberts pulled off what would be a stunning heist, going through what the author calls an “Oceans 11” -type operation to steal a 600-pound safe full of moon rocks that the FBI valued at $21 million dollars, CTV says.To celebrate their getaway, the couple put the rocks under the hotel mattress and became—kinda—the first couple to have sex on the moon. She broke up with him while he was in prison.So the moon has been informally christened.You may now make whatever joke you like about the first person to have sex on Uranus.

萨德.罗伯茨可以说是第一个在月亮上做爱的人。

呃,不错,我们都知道……怎么“算是”在月亮上做爱呢?难道美国宇航局不知道这事儿?再说了,要在绸缎床单上获得任何力量是很难得,更何况月球上还没有重力。这个家伙是怎么做到的?

好了,既然《月球上的性爱:历史上最大盗窃案背后的惊奇故事》已经都在书架上了,该书的作者本.麦兹里奇也接受了CTV的采访,我们都可能因这异度空间的性爱变得皮包骨头。看来年轻的萨德.罗伯茨恋爱了,这个25岁的美国国家宇航局工读生不出意外的话会成为一名宇航员。为了给一位年轻的女士——他刚刚认识了3周并且也在场的女士留下深刻的印象,罗伯茨做了一个惊人的抢劫案。通过作者称作“海洋11”型操作盗取了一块儿600磅重的月球岩石,FBI估价该岩石值2100万美元,CTV报道。

为了庆祝成功逃跑,这对恋人把盗来的石头放在酒店床垫下面,从而多多少少——算是——第一对在月球上做爱的人。然而好景不长,当萨德.罗伯茨刚被捕入狱,他就单身了。

所以月亮已经被非正式的被洗礼了。

现在你可以开第一个在天王星上做爱的人任何玩笑,只要你喜欢。