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因担心自己译得不准，故附上原文。 后面一段就不想译了，懂英文的人可以自己看。 不懂英文的人也就算了，信息量都在前面了。

Following with our ever-popular series on "How to Get Disease," this article discusses how to give yourself a raging case of cancer. It could be breast cancer, colon cancer, prostate cancer or even something like leukemia. By following the instructions in this article, you can give yourself almost any form of cancer desirable and if you pursue these strategies to their fullest potential, you could end up with several different forms of cancer all at once. So, let's get started and learn how to give yourself cancer.

本文介绍怎样使自己患上凶险的癌症。它可以是乳腺癌、直肠癌、前列腺癌、或者甚至是白血病这样的东西。 只要按照本文的指示，你可以给你自己各种你想要的癌症，如果你将这些策略用到极限，你甚至可能同时得到好几种癌症。 好了，让我们开始学习如何给自己癌症吧。

If you're aiming for a raging case of cancer, the first thing you've got to do is start consuming food ingredients that actually promote cancer. One of the most powerful cancer-promoting food ingredients of all is called sodium nitrate. This is an ingredient that is added to virtually all packaged meat products including hot dogs, pepperoni, ham, lunchmeat and other similar products. You'll also find it in bacon, sausages and most breakfast meats. It's listed right on the ingredients labels of all of these foods. In order to find sodium nitrate, all you have to do is walk around the grocery store, read the ingredients labels of various packaged meat products and purchase those products that contain it. Then, consume them on a frequent basis and before long, you will greatly increase your odds of being diagnosed with cancer.

想要得到癌症，你必须要做的第一件事就是要吃致癌的那些食物。  最能致癌的食品成份之一就是硝酸钠。   基本上说有包装肉食产品都含此成份，包括热狗、意大利辣香肠、火腿、午餐肉和其他类似食品。 你几乎可以腌肉、香肠和所有早餐肉品中找到它。它的名字列在这些食品的成份标签上的。为了找到硝酸纳，你所有做的事情就是在超市中转转，读读各种包装肉品的标签， 然后买那些含硝酸钠的产品。经常消费这些食品，你就会增加患癌症的机率。


There are other ingredients that are suspected of causing cancer. These include hydrogenated oils, aspartame, saccharin and artificial colors, to name a few. A diet that is very high in refined carbohydrates has also been clinically shown to increase your odds of being diagnosed with cancer, so be sure to get plenty of these foods in your pro-cancer diet. That means chowing down on white bread, sweetened breakfast cereals, white fluffy pancakes, candy bars, granola bars, cookies, crackers and sweets of all kinds.

还有其他食品成份大概也会致癌。 包括氢化油，阿其巴甜，糖精，人造色素等等，都能找到它的影子。 精制淀粉质食物已经被临床证实能增加你患癌的机率，所以要将这些食物放在你的癌前食谱上。 这样说吧，就是要多吃白面包，加糖的谷类食品，又白又好看的煎饼，糖条，能量条，小甜饼，薄脆饼及各种甜食。

The next thing you can do to give yourself cancer is one of the more obvious things: take up a smoking habit. The more you smoke, the more likely you are to get cancer, especially if you're eating cancer-causing foods and ingredients as discussed above. By smoking, you will multiply the carcinogenic effect of everything else in your life. Before long, you will succeed in your goal at being diagnosed with cancer.

为了得到癌症下一件要做的事，就很明显了： 培养抽烟的习惯。 抽得越多，就越容易得癌症，特别是多吃致癌食品及上面提到的添加物。 通过抽烟，你可以加速你生活中致癌物的效果。  不用多久，你就会成功地被诊断出癌症。

If you'd like to move things along a little more quickly, you can also stay out of all sunlight and use plenty of sun block and sunscreen any time you go outside. This will prevent natural sunlight from touching your skin. Now, how will this give you cancer? It turns out that natural sunlight is powerful prevention for cancer. People who get plenty of natural sunlight have a greatly reduced risk of being diagnosed with prostate cancer, breast cancer and many other disorders that aren't cancer-related such as osteoporosis and mental depression. By staying out of the sun or using sun block and sunscreen every time you're under the sun, you can prevent your body from preventing cancer, thereby giving yourself a much greater risk for cancer with each passing day. If you find it difficult to avoid the sun, just get a night shift job where you work all night and sleep all day. That's a hugely successful pro-cancer strategy.

如果还想再快一点的话， 就尽可能地晒太阳并且用大量的防晒霜。 这样可以阻止自然光接触你的皮肤。 为什么这会让你得癌症呢？ 其实，自然光有强大的防癌功能。经常接触太阳光的人大大地减少了前列腺癌、乳腺癌和其他疾病如骨质疏松和郁抑症。 一旦出门晒太阳就用防晒霜，你可以阻止你的身体防癌，这样的话，每一天你都极大地增加了得癌症的机率。  如果你实大不想见到太阳，可以找一个夜班工作，天天晚上工作，白天睡觉。 这是一个非常成功的癌前战略。

Another thing you can do is avoid all physical exercise. It turns out that moving your body helps you prevent cancer. Part of the reason is that body movement moves lymph fluid around, and this is an important function of your immune system that fights cancerous cells. If you refrain from all body movement, you will hamper your body's ability to fight off cancer, thereby further increasing your odds of being diagnosed with this chronic disease.

还有一件要做的事，是避免所以体育锻练。 因为活动你的身体将帮助你防癌。 部分原因是身体的运动让淋巴液到处流动， 这是你的免疫系统与癌细胞战斗的一个重要功能。 如果你坐着不动，你就限制了你身体与癌细胞战斗的能力，  作用就更加增加了你得慢性病的机率。

One thing to keep in mind in all of this is that everybody has cancer right now. In other words, there are cancerous cells in the human body of every person who is living and breathing right now, at this very moment. All you have to do to get diagnosed with cancer is make sure your immune system is sufficiently suppressed so that your body can't take care of the cancerous cells on a regular basis. In other words, if you destroy your immune system function through poor nutrition, nutrient depletion, smoking, lack of sunlight and lack of physical exercise, then it won't be able to do its job of cleaning up cancerous cells around the body and as a result, cancer will become a full-blown disease in no time.

心里要记住的是， 其实每个人都有癌。 换句话说，每一个活着的人，呼吸着的人，身体内都有癌细胞。 所有你要做的事就是要确信你的免疫系统受到有效的压制，使其不能象常规那样攻击癌细胞。  换句话说， 如果通过不良的营养、营养缺失、抽烟、缺乏阳光、缺少运动，你摧毁了你的免疫系统的功能， 它将不能完成清除体内癌细胞的工作， 结果很快癌症就出现了。

In fact, all of these strategies for giving yourself cancer have one thing in common: the suppression of your natural immune system. Now, if you've been following along and you don't have cancer yet from doing everything mentioned here, and you want to increase your odds even further, the very best thing you can do is actually get chemotherapy or radiation therapy. All you have to do is go to an oncologist and tell them that you think you have cancer, and they may find some reason to put you on chemotherapy or radiation therapy. These therapies do such an outstanding job of destroying the human immune system that you might find yourself experiencing multiple cases of cancer at various sites throughout your body in the subsequent months and years. Chemotherapy is perhaps the most effective method known to modern science for destroying the human immune system other than working at Chernobyl during a nuclear accident. So, if you’re looking to contract cancer as quickly as possible, make sure that you get chemotherapy into your life as early as you can.

事实上，所有这些得癌的策略都有一点是共同的： 压制你的自然免疫系统。  好了， 如果你一直按上面讲的这样做， 还是没有得到癌症的话， 而你还想增加你得癌的机率的话， 最好的事情其实就是去做化疗或放射疗法。  你说有做的事就是找癌症医生，告诉他们你有癌症，他们可能能找到某些理由给你做化疗和放疗。这些疗法对于压制人的免疫系统能起到非常杰出的作用，在接下来几个月或几年中，你可能就会体验到全身各处都会有癌的感觉。 化疗大概是现代科学中最有效的摧毁人的免疫系统的疗法， 甚至比在切尔诺贝利核事故中工作还要强。 所以如果你想以尽快得到癌症，你要确实做到在你的人生中早一些得到化疗。

By combining all of these strategies, you should be able to give yourself cancer without much effort on your part and without having to wait too long. After all, it would be a shame to die from natural causes and not have the opportunity to "invest" in the R&D efforts of pharmaceutical companies who peddle anti-cancer drugs.

组合应用这些策略， 你应当不用太努力就能给你自己癌症， 而且也不用等多久。 不管怎么说， 死于自然的原因多少是有些惭愧的，这样就失去了给销售抗癌药的制药公司的研发机构投资的机会。

 

Are you crazy?

All I've really done here in this article is described the plan most Americans are already following. This is the pro-cancer plan that's actually promoted by brand-name food manufacturers, pharmaceutical companies, and most of conventional medicine. For example, how many doctors are still screaming for people to avoid sunlight like it was the plague? Practically all of them, last time I checked. It's almost as if the entire medical community actually wanted the population to get cancer. Sadly, the entire anti-cancer campaign of conventional medicine seems to be limited to three words: "Don't smoke tobacco."

Of course, most individuals aren't really interested in contracting cancer. They'd rather prevent cancer or even reverse cancer, and now after learning how to give yourself cancer, the process for avoiding that is fairly straightforward: don't do any of the things that have been mentioned in this article. That is, avoid smoking; get plenty of sunlight; get outstanding nutrition and avoid all food ingredients that are known to promote cancer such as sodium nitrite, hydrogenated oils, refined carbohydrates and chemical additives. Also avoid chemotherapy since it is the most powerful way we know of to destroy the human immune system, thereby leaving you more vulnerable to cancer.