谈恋爱不如学习表情包:趣味英语

来源:百度文库 编辑:九乡新闻网 时间:2024/04/28 02:28:50

The poor husband

"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

可怜的丈夫

“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难,”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说,“她问我一个问题,然后自己回答了,过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。” 

The mean man's party.

  The notorious  (恶名昭彰的) cheap skate(人,家伙)inally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

  "Why use my elbow and foot?"

  "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
            cheap skate    小气鬼

  吝啬鬼请客

  一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开。”

  “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”

  “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。