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中文标题:2010年央视春晚杂技在youtube上引起热议原文标题:【CCTV2010春节联欢晚会】22.杂技《试比天高》

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发布人:dfgjklkldhxvdj 协作:siwayvideo 发布日期：2011-05-10 14:09:48原文国家:美国 阅读:18588 评论:94条
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来源连接:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AXWLwf4K_s
导读:这是youtube上的一个视频，2010春晚的杂技《试比天高》

这是youtube上的一个视频，2010春晚的杂技《试比天高》

 

 

 

 

 

 

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It's like the old saying goes... Whatever you attempt to? do inlife, just be aware that there is always an Asian out there who hasperfected it.就像那句老话，无论你在人生中尝试做什么，要知道，总有亚洲人比你做得更完美。
These guys should open a window cleaning? company.这些小伙子应该开一家窗户保洁公司
HolyToledo. Simply SENSATIONAL. Can anyone tell me the name of theteam/troupe? And, what is the translation? of the title? UPLOAD SOMEMORE OF THEIR VIDEOS!!!太好了，只管轰动吧。谁能告诉我这个杂技团的名字？还有标题翻译过来是什么意思？请上传更多他们的视频！！！
This proves it. Cartman was right.? The Chinese WILL take over the world.这证明了一点：卡特曼是正确的，中国人将接管世界。
this is what? gold farmers do when games are patching这就是网游打钱族们在游戏更新时所做的事情。（gold farmers 是对中国职业网游玩家的戏称）
holy shiiiiiiz! i can't even do 1 backflip! that was amazing!..too bad they cant see my comment? back in china :(狗屎！！！我甚至不能做一个后空翻！ 这是了不起的！太可惜了，他们回中国后不能看到我的评论。
Three Chinese boys died? during the training for this production. May they rest in peace.三名中国男孩死于训练中，愿他们安息！
lol I love the audience's expressions, like it's? just another day in China...笑，我喜欢看观众的表情，似乎在说：这又是一天罢了。（意思是观众表情很淡定）
Unbelievable is probably the word made? for the performance.可能“难以置信”这个词才适合这个表演。
What the f**k did I just watch. I can't even? walk up the stair with a basket on laundry.我刚看的是他妈的什么？甚至不能让我拿着衣物篮去楼上的洗衣房。
Power Ranger training? exhibition.这是恐龙战队培训展示
WTFYou can? do this but not put together a decent football/soccer team什么玩意，他们能做得到这些，却不能组成一个像样的足球队。
lmao i'm chinese, and i approve of? this message笑，我是中国人，但我赞同你这么说。
I guess I'm asking if the chinese would win at football if they were allowed 22 players and an extra ball only they could kick?我想如果允许中国队有22个队员和一个额外的只准他们踢的足球，他们才有可能赢。
*GULP* I for? one welcome our new gymnastic Asian overlords.额，我个人欢迎我们新的亚洲体操霸主。
mygod. If you didn't think that asians? would take over the world before,it has now been confirmed. there will be no stopping these childassasins. no man or machine can stop them. Im giving up now. balls ofsteel.我的天。如果你之前不相信亚洲人接管世界，现在应该信了吧。没有什么能阻止这些小刺客（assasins原指暗杀十字军的msl极端教派）。没有任何人或机器能阻止他们，现在我打定主意放弃了。
Fucking outstanding.?太TM牛叉了。
After watching this? video it's clear: America does not have talent.看过这个视频更明显了：美国没有天才。
once upon a? time these guys were ninjas. They gave it up for dancing.以前这些人是忍者。他们为了表演放弃了当忍者。
They are still ninjas. This is their disguise.他们仍然是忍者。这是他们的假面目。
brought to you by the chinese government, where? kids are forced to do this.这些中国政府给你看的，都是强迫孩子表演的。
everybody in the addience is like.Mh...ive? seen better.观众们似乎在说：这没啥…我看过更好看的
So where do I have to go? to get those pants?那么，我要上哪找这身行头？
humans? are awesome人类真牛逼
what the fuck just happened??刚才他妈的发生了什么？
I got to 2:35 and my balls could take no more. ?到2:35时，我就惊呆了。
Are they tossing around children??他们是这么折腾小孩的？
The discipline that went into achieving this is? staggering.完成这次表演的训练是惊人的
It wouldn't look? THAT gay, except the boys are actually wearing mascara.Make up aside, GREAT performance and I think it's really cool. I could never do something like that.看起来不算很GAY,  除了男孩们带了假睫毛，除了化妆，这是一场伟大的表演，我认为这真的很酷。我永远做不到这些。
Wow..? Cartman was right,,哇，卡特曼说对了。
Do these people? not have genitalia?这些人木有小jj吗?
the audience are like "these kids have a long way to go. i can? do that. just don't wanna."观众的表情似乎在说：“这些孩子有很长的路走，我也能做到，只是不想罢了”
Nobody in the? crowd seemed impressed afterward...看过之后，似乎没有在人群之中留下深刻印象….
The two guys that made a mistake that none of us noticed will be executed tomorrow afternoon.?有两个孩子犯了一个我们没有注意到的错误，他们将于明天下午被处决。  
Wow,epic. Seriously, only Asians could pull something like that off. Imean, is? that racist? Is it still racist if its true? Asians are beastsat gymnastics and group coordination. I don't see any white or blackpeople pulling something like this off, this is on a different level.哇，很精彩。说真的，只有亚洲佬才能做到这些。额，这算种族主义吗？亚洲人胜在体操和团队合作。我没有看过白人或黑人搞过这些，完全不是一个层次。
Hey look, 18 people missed? the like button.嘿，看，18个人点错了“顶”按钮。（截至目前为止，该视频播放次数为1,391,143次，2,819 人顶了此视频，39 人踩了此视频）
What the shit is even happening at? 2:30?2:30是他妈怎么做到的？
This doesn't do the Asian stereotype? much good.这对改变亚洲的刻板印象没有什么作用
I feel? so sorry for thier asses.我真担心他们的屁股。
The Chinese army? is starting to scare me!中国军队开始吓到我
everyone in the audience is golf clapping like? that s**t happens every day over there....观众里的每一个人鼓掌就像每天都要拉屎一样。
Cirque? du Soleil performers are crying right now太阳马戏团的表演者此刻泪流满面。
These? girls are fearless.这些孩子都无所畏惧。
Amazing. I bet none of these kids had? any childhoods though.太神奇了，我敢打赌这些孩子都没有童年。
its world? of goo with humans这是粘粘世界真人版。
Most inventive way? to tell your parents you're gay ever.（如果你喜欢看这个），这将是告诉父母你是同性恋的最有创意的方式。
You don't need to - your parents are the ones that sent you there.?你不需要了，你的父母曾经把你送到那儿。
But? can they run crysis?但是他们能运行孤岛危机吗？（意思是人类再牛逼也比不上电脑）
Boys or? girls? 14years old or 24 years old?男孩还是女孩？14岁还是24岁？
fucking chinese, the crowd looks like; "ok, that was? good, NEXT!"TMD的中国观众们好像在说：“恩，还行，下一组！”
Chineseare top in world in defying gravity..!! Amazing and mind blowing.. hatsoff to this performance.!!? Thanks for uploading..在藐视地球引力方面，中国人走在了世界的前列。这是令人惊讶和兴奋的。为这场表演脱帽致敬！谢谢上传！
Thisevent (Chinese:春节联欢晚会) is held by Chinese? National Television(CCTV)for celebrating Chinese Lunar New Year (13th Feb 2010) in Beijing China.According to the Chinese subtitle, this acrobatics has been awarded theGolden Clown Prize in "Festival Mondial du Cirque de Demain" Montreal,Canada.这是为了庆祝农历新年，中国国家电视台举办的晚会。根据中文字幕，这个杂技团获得2010年度摩纳哥蒙特卡洛的金小丑奖。
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Gravity? must work different in China.万有引力定律在中国一定以不同的方式运作。
OMG my chin? fell on the table!哦卖糕，我的下巴掉到桌子上了
are they faking chinese?? ;// joking;D这些中国人作假了吗？开玩笑
They didnt even? get a standing ovation?他们甚至没有受到全体起立鼓掌？
Of? course not, it's China. XD当然没有，这就是中国。XD
chinese cirque de soleil? ?中国的太阳马戏团？
UNBELIEVABLE......SIMPLY? SUPERB...chinese have gone crazy不可置信……简直太完美了…..中国人开始疯狂
Who said America and? Britain...only got talent.....its china..Best of ever... absolutely Amazing.谁说只有美国人和英国人牛逼？这是中国..有史以来，绝对最惊人的
Ifyou look closely at 0:03, you can see the snipers in the balconiesready to shoot down any performer that makes? a mistake. the audience ismade up of their relatives who are hoping that they don't shame theirfamily.如果你仔细看看0:03，你可以看到狙击手已经在阳台上准备好狙击任何犯错的表演者。观众们都是表演者的亲人，他们不希望孩子们使家族蒙羞。
The audienc The audience's reaction: "that was cute.? I wonder what's next.观众的反应：“这有点趣。但是我更好奇接下来会有什么节目。一个童话也许不错”
Wow,this looks fantastic, you have to give them credit they are good but Ido wonder living under communist rule if they do it because they love itor as most gymnasts in China they are under strict guidance, in? otherwords they are forced to do it or face the secret police. You have towonder.哇，这看起来棒极了，不得不称赞他们，在gcd的统治下，我很好奇他们做这些是否因为自己喜欢，就像中国的体操运动员一样，他们接受严格的指导，换句话说他们被强迫了，否则将有秘密警察找上门。你不得不怀疑。
yes but we have william hung.?很好，但是我们有孔庆翔（因美国偶像走红）
Obviously? fake.很明显作假了
fake your fucking balls作假尼玛呀
they would? do better with a better attire换一身行头他们会做的更好。
So it's just like an elaborate? trust-fall exercise. I get it. Used to do that in scouts.这就像trust-fall 游戏，我明白了，童军活动时做过这些。（trust-fall是一个游戏，这游戏一定要有两个人，你问对方你是否会保护我。一会儿之后把自己的重心往后，自然往后倾倒。如果你可以考虑得最少就倒下的话，那个人必定是你最信任的人。）
4：44 minutes? of dancing about or a lifetime of impotency?4:44时的舞蹈可能会导致终身阳痿
their balls must hurt? a lot他们应该很蛋疼吧
Pushingthe human? limits to the max, time, commitment, training, discipline,and other factors, and this is one of the many results.时间、承诺、训练、纪律，加上其他因素，使人类达到最大极限，这只是众多成果之一。
OK - the Chinese must have a secret base on the moon which has only 1/6? the gravity of Earth - right?好吧，中国人应该在月球上有一个秘密基地，对不？
I? used to think that video game moves were impossible. This video proved me wrong.我以前认为那些游戏中才有的动作是不可能的，这个视频证明我错鸟。
never? seen anything like it从没看过像这样的
Amazingconsidering all the Chinese? I've seen don't have the strength to covertheir mouth when they cough while in the grocery line.同样很神奇的事：所有我见过的中国人在杂货店咳嗽时甚至没有力气捂住他们的嘴。
these guys dont have shit on the north koreans...but yeah, pretty amazing athletes. shame about the? outfits.还好这些小伙子没有在北朝鲜拉过屎。很了不起的运动员！鄙视全套服装。
UNBELIEVEABLE!!!The Chibese are so driven & their training regime isimpeccable....but I look at this vidoe & all I can think of is they?better be wearing some serious protection!!!不可思议！！！中国人很有动力，他们的训练制度是无可挑剔的….但是看过这个视频，我还是觉得做一些防护更好。
where is this performed? Does? anyone know if it is somewhere in Los Angeles or n Las Vegas?这在哪里表演的？有人知道它在洛杉矶或拉斯维加斯什么地方？
that is insane. i would probably break my ankle again if i did this?这太疯狂了！如果我做这些可能再次打破的脚踝。
I'm sure Issac Newton will change? the theory of gravity if he see this video..lol..我肯定牛顿看了这个视频肯定得改改万有引力定律，哈哈。
And we've got Phillip Grimmer from? Britain's Got Talent.我们有英国达人秀的Phillip Grimmer
No doubt chinese has? small d**ks and hardly hanging Nuts.... just kidding... Excellent Performance!!!!!!!!!!!!毫无疑问中国人jj很小，很难挂小坚果………开个玩笑…………完美的表演！！！！！！！！
mind blowing. Aboslutely no words. "Team Work."?令人兴奋的，无话可说。这是“团队的力量”
my balls? hurt我蛋疼了
Probably doing 12-16 hour? days of forced acrobatics since they were 5. Poor guys可能从五岁开始每天12-16个小时的强迫训练，可怜的孩子们。
OK. Now I want to see pretty chinese? girls好了。现在我想看漂亮的中国女孩。
ThIS? is fking insane, how do they do it.这他妈的疯了，他们是如何做到这些的。
magnets, lol?磁铁，哈哈
So? that's what Ninja's do when there not killing people这就是忍者无聊时所做的事。
lol how the chinese people in the audience arent even smilinggod i fucking hate? asians哈哈，这些中国观众甚至没有微笑，上帝，我恨他妈的亚洲人！
superheroes?超人？
They are all afraid for their lives. If they make a mistake, they have to work in a factory until they commit suicide.他们平时战战兢兢。如果犯了一个错误，他们必须在一个工厂工作直到他们自杀。
Chinese culture is really odd? considering it's all 'show' for people in power.At least that's what I've seen from other vids :s中国文化总是奇怪的给人以震撼的感觉。至少我看过的视频都是这样。
disney is just? amazing迪士尼震精了
Of course they will do well. They will be shot by the communists if they miss a step on stage.The whole China is a huge? slave labor camp ran by the commies.当然，他们做的很好。如果他们在舞台上错了一步，将会被射杀。整个中国就是一个巨大的由党棍掌控的奴隶营。
And they? only makes $20 USD per month.他们每个月仅有20美元。
CCTV → Crazy Communists Television?I do that on? a lazy Sunday我在慵懒的星期天做这些。
Incredible. But can they make the outfits more gay? looking ? ;-)BTW, "Chinamen" is a derogatory term.不可思议。他们穿的还能再gay一点吗？顺便说一句，“中国佬”是一个贬义词
@dave0328? Btw, "gay" is a derogatory term.顺便说一句，“gay”也是一个贬义词。
This is only the first part of their ninja? training, just wait until they dance their way to assasinate our world leaders.这是忍者训练的第一步，等着他们来暗杀我们的世界领袖吧！
Iron Man 2 is? like 100 times more entertaining than this.钢铁侠2比这好看100倍
FAkeFake Fakety? Fake fake. This the most incredulous thing I have everseen in my whole life. I know it's real, but I hardly believe it.假假假！！这是我看过的最不可思议的事。我知道这是真的，只是不敢相信。
this whole thing is? photoshopped!!!这整个是PS过的！！
I could hear my spine crack at? 2:47...2:47我能听到我的脊柱断裂了
If they fail, they are shot.The average lifespan of a Chinese acrobat is eight years.如果他们失败了，他们将被枪杀，一个中国杂技演员的平均寿命是8年
What planet are they from??他们从哪个星球来的？
I do not understand why the West has banned the use of slaves, they get things done and put on a? good show.我不知道西方为什么废奴，他们能做事，以及带来好看的表演。
fake,? they would of used CGI假的，他们用了电脑合成。
i'm? stunned. they have no balls.我被震惊了，他们没有蛋蛋吗
This is one new reason why i have nothing against? gay people...but seriously... i didn't know that THIS was even possible!!这就是我反对同性恋的又一原因。但是说真的……..我甚至不知道这是可能的 I didn't see Asian picking? their nose...THAT I find truly amazing.我没看到亚洲人挖鼻孔…….这真的很神奇………..
best acrobatics move? I ever seen wonderful i almost cry hhaha我看过的最好看的杂技表演，我差点哭了，哈哈。
The costumes and? the music are crappy, but the performance is really good.服装和音乐是蹩脚的，但是表演真的很好。
This video is a great example for the phrase "NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE" for humans...!!!Really? it is an inspiring video...!!!这是“一切皆有可能”的最好例子。视频确实鼓舞人心。