九乡新闻网说文部目释文:老外教你不带一个脏字来损人
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我们中国说杀人不见血，其实老外骂起人来也很绝的 1.Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.
1.他肯定是趁救生员不备，跳进基因池。2.A room temperature IQ.
2.IQ值简直和室温一样高。3.During evolution,his ancestors were in the control group.
3.进化时，他的祖先肯定是当权派。（要不是走后门，他怎么有机会进化成人？ ）4.Has two brains;one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
4.他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找去了。5.He's so dense,the light bends around his.
5.他太蠢了，光碰到他多要拐向走。6.If he were any more stupid,he'd have to be watered twice a week.
6.如果他再笨点儿，就要一周给他浇两次水了。（把他当植物来看了。）7.Some drink from the fountain of knowledge,but he just gargled.
7.人家畅饮智慧之泉，他只是拿来漱了漱口。8.It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes".
8.他要花一个半小时来观察一个小时。9.He sets low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.
9.他给自己设定的标准很低，但每次还是达不到。10.If you gave him a penny for his thoughts,you'd get change.
10.如果你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能拿到找零的。
1.他肯定是趁救生员不备，跳进基因池。2.A room temperature IQ.
2.IQ值简直和室温一样高。3.During evolution,his ancestors were in the control group.
3.进化时，他的祖先肯定是当权派。（要不是走后门，他怎么有机会进化成人？ ）4.Has two brains;one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
4.他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找去了。5.He's so dense,the light bends around his.
5.他太蠢了，光碰到他多要拐向走。6.If he were any more stupid,he'd have to be watered twice a week.
6.如果他再笨点儿，就要一周给他浇两次水了。（把他当植物来看了。）7.Some drink from the fountain of knowledge,but he just gargled.
7.人家畅饮智慧之泉，他只是拿来漱了漱口。8.It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes".
8.他要花一个半小时来观察一个小时。9.He sets low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.
9.他给自己设定的标准很低，但每次还是达不到。10.If you gave him a penny for his thoughts,you'd get change.
10.如果你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能拿到找零的。