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夫妻笑话:那部电影

 

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.Husband is liver & wife is kidney.If liver fails, kidney fails but if kidney fails, liver manages to live with other kidney!!
丈夫与妻子如同肝和肾。丈夫是肝,妻子是肾。肝如果坏了,肾出就会衰竭。如果肾衰竭了,那么肝就只得和其他的肾在一起生活了!!


Husband & wife Joke
Husband: I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie!
丈夫:我看见一个不认识的男人正和我的妻子去看电影!

Friend : Didn't you follow them?
朋友:那你还不赶快追上他们?

Husband : No my friend, I have already seen that movie ...
丈夫:不,朋友,那部电影我已经看过了...