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Boy: Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?) 【这个好常见!】
Girl: Actually I‘d rather have the money.(不必,我宁愿要你买饮料的钱。)

Boy: Can I have your name?(我能请教你的名字吗?)【好直接】
Girl: Why? Don‘t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有名字吗?故意把上句中的have当作“有”来理解)

Boy: I‘m a photographer. I‘ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)
Girl: I‘m a plastic surgeon. I‘ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。) 【哈哈哈哈哈~】

Boy: Haven‘t I seen you some place before?(我好象以前在什么地方见过你?)
Girl: Yes. That‘s why I don‘t go there anymore.(是的。这就是我不再去那个地方的原因。)

Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)
Girl: Sorry. I‘m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。)

Boy: I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)
Girl: Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)

Boy: May I hold your hand? (我能牵着你的手吗?)
Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy. (不用了,我自己能拿的动。)

Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice? (我们以前有过一两次约会吧?)
Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice. (肯定只有一次,我从不会犯两次同样的错误。)

男生版:

Girl:!*^#@*^*$^*$^*%^#*^%*^*#*&@# (省略10000字)

Boy:I'am not rich

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