英语笑话
Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,
mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
一盒小火柴
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后,妈妈问他,“你买的是好用的火柴吗?”
“是的,妈妈。”汤米回答,“我把它们都试过了。”
Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
开车
父亲:哎呀,我刚才违规右转弯了。
苏西:没事,爸,跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us
which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
老师:请说说看。
学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
一次,一个中国人去外国旅游,他那天目睹了一次车祸的发生,所以警察们为他事情的经过。他是这样回答的 :
one car come,one car go;
two car peng peng ,two car die.
翻译:一辆车过来了,一辆车过去了;两辆车碰在了一起,两辆车都坏了
Teacher:Wht can fishes only live in the water?
Jack:Because there are lots of cats on the ground.cats on the ground.
老师:“为什么鱼只能生活在水中?”
杰克:“因为陆地上有许多猫。”
Policeman:I hope this is your last time.You know,I don'twant to see you here again.
Thief:Why?Are you going to change you job?
警察:我希望这是最后一次逮住你.你知道我不愿意再看到你了.
小偷:怎么?您要换工作了吗?
冰隐萧魂
回答采纳率:20.5% 2008-11-05 20:22
一天
老师问Make:Hao are you是什么意思
Make:怎么是你
老师有问:hao oid are you
Make:怎么老是你
ぷ箛漃蓅蒗魜
2008-11-05 22:05
牛不吃了草唱首歌
是一首儿歌,大约唱的是:牛儿不吃草,要吃鸡蛋糕,兔子尾巴长长了,满天雪花膏,乌龟爬上墙,老鼠欺负猫,我家昨天真倒霉啊!鱼而淹死了。
认识你真好
回答采纳率:9.9% 2008-11-05 22:06
Teacher:Wht can fishes only live in the water?
Jack:Because there are lots of cats on the ground.cats on the ground.
老师:“为什么鱼只能生活在水中?”
杰克:“因为陆地上有许多猫。”
Policeman:I hope this is your last time.You know,I don'twant to see you here again.
Thief:Why?Are you going to change you job?
警察:我希望这是最后一次逮住你.你知道我不愿意再看到你了.
小偷:怎么?您要换工作了吗?
I し★ve you
2008-11-05 22:41
一天,父亲翻开儿子小明的英语书,看到极其恐怖的一业:
yes--爷死
nice--奶死
bus--爸死
mouth--妈死
girls--哥死
was--我死
cheese--气死
does--都死