重生之华夏文圣最新:男人与女人之间的计算公式

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浪漫数学 [ROMANCE MATHEMATICS]     精明的男人 + 精明的女人 = 浪漫     精明的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 私通     愚蠢的男人 + 精明的女人 = 婚姻     愚蠢的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 怀孕     购物数学 [SHOPING MATHEMATICS]     男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元的东西     A man will pay for a item he needs     女人总是花1元钱买她不需要的价值2元的东西     A woman will pay for a item that she doesn‘‘t need     一般方程与统计 [GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS]     女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心     A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband     男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来     A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife     成功男人的标志是: 挣的钱比他妻子花掉的还多     A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend     成功女人的标志是: 她找到了这样一个丈夫     A successful woman is one who can find such a man     幸福 [HAPPINESS]     要想与一个男人幸福相守, 你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱     To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little     要想与一个女人幸福相守, 你必须尽量多爱她, 但绝不要试图去理解她     To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all     长寿 [LONGEVITY]    结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿, 但结婚的男人更多的想去死     Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die     改变嗜好 [PROPENSITY TO CHANGE]     女人嫁给一个男人, 期望着他会发生改变, 但他并没有变化     A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn‘‘t     男人娶了一个女人, 期望着她不会变化, 但她却改变了     A man marries a woman expecting that she won‘t change, and she does